Showing posts with label thought. Show all posts
Showing posts with label thought. Show all posts

Friday, 13 April 2007

A real sieve

Thoughts colonize humans,
humans are bursting at the seams
they want to tell someone... something ... any damn thing....

As people say things to each other, more thoughts are created.. which then...

How about, you say, something useful ; like news, or medical operations performed across continents

I say, does it really matter?
so you knew 10 seconds after that famous plane ran into a tall building
how on earth did that help anything?

People are facked. all there is to it.

If there were a sieve that filtered crap on the internet...
No. Not a crappy sieve like rss or a search engine that actually makes things worse by duplicating crap
a real sieve that chews all the nonsense, spits out the waste, digests the sensible stuff and gives useful crap
hang on... i forgot ...

... you are that sieve.

In a grand vision, every single thought that ever colonized a human being, if it forced the poor bugger to create something made of earth, wind, fire and the other element, would end up on the internet

Grand is bad. you cant run an economy on grand.
You have to bicker about dollars.

So we can forget grand. at least until we humans can figure a radically different way of looking at ourselves.

Wednesday, 11 April 2007

The energy problem

Have you ever noticed, reading x number books in parallel, that there is a more than ordinate amount of coincidence? It is almost as though the mind tries to make sense of anything you throw at it maybe its the collective consciousness thing When you think of something, it is already timeless; even if you were the first human (since you voiced it) whose mind the thought happened to colonize

Colonize (v) [kol-uh-nahyz]:

-verb (used with object): Ass f$*k, The US colonized Iraq

-verb (used without object): To settle in the ass, thoughts go to your mind to colonize

Colonization requires energy. if you just sit all day watching TV, you ARE being colonized, but energy is being spent; right from the power to broadcast the signals to crunching the potato chips between your browning teeth.

Thus, we humans have an energy problem.

The problem started when we decided to put our ancestors into turbines. At least one atom in at least one molucule of hydro-carbons that splashes in your fuel tank belonged to one of your ancestors.

There are only so many dead people, and it takes a ridiculous amount of time for one human to become useful to the automobile industry, and not to mention, the sheikhs who cannot believe their good fortune.

The solution: decolonize


Decolonize (v) [dee-kol-uh-nahyz]:

-verb (used with object): to detach from the ass, Mao Tse tung decolonized Nehru in 1962

-verb (used without object): to free from dependency , meditate to decolonize your mind of thoughts

The act of decolonization is gut wrenching, and results in the disintegration of the host organism. which is one step towards powering your automobile.